My fellow Christian brothers and sisters, what can we do to stop the spread of the wicked atheist faith?

With the approval of God's greatest living servant- my pastor- I am setting up a petition, to be sent to Congress, which will call for the outlawing of Atheism in the American and Ugandan classrooms, siteing research, approved by all PROPER colleges (i.e. the Christian ones) which shows how Atheism lowers life expectancy and will be responsible for the next two World Wars. Should the awful liberals block our noble crusade for great justice, can any of you offer any alternative proposals to achieve our just&true goals?